Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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