Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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