There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
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Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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