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Jake died.

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WTF????????? That's how you tell me????

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Oops typo. Jake cried.

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(818): Jake died. (310): WTF????????? That's how you tell me???? (818): Oops typo. Jake cried. http://tfl.nu/zib8

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you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...

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(502): you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty... http://tfl.nu/96t1

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(734): View more from Michigan

the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.

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(734): the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. http://tfl.nu/aea7

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(682): View more from Texas

you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower

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(682): you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower http://tfl.nu/wfgk

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(410): View more from Maryland

She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.

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(410): She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY. http://tfl.nu/v8u7

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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance

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(724): I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance http://tfl.nu/bc1t

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(740): View more from Ohio

His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.

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(740): His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them. http://tfl.nu/w51l

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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.

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(402): He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him. http://tfl.nu/b1lr

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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.

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(404): It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated. http://tfl.nu/7ila

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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.

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(319): Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now. http://tfl.nu/g0lg

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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.

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(405): I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again. http://tfl.nu/ydjf

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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise

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Dude our life is a booze cruise

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But without boats...

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(585): Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise (770): Dude our life is a booze cruise (585): But without boats... http://tfl.nu/7gcu

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(303): View more from Colorado

Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...

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(303): Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"... http://tfl.nu/l31e

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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses

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(618): It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses http://tfl.nu/lx3f

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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."

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(519): University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue." http://tfl.nu/irh4

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