youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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