There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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