Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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