belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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