he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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