What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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