i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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