R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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