..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Drunk is not a location!
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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