all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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