best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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