I bet he comes in French.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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