I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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