my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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