at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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