What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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