He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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