I can tuck mytits in my pants
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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