we have pet lesbian snakes
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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