normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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