Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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