i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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