she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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