He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I came so hard my ears popped.
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