I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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