why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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