we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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