I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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