im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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