Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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