they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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