We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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