i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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