we're chasing vodka with high fives
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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