Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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