whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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