i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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