that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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