I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I need water and some morals
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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