I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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