ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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