Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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