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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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