She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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