Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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