he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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